Mr. Towelhead

To all Islamic terrorists:

And I certainly include those of you who have graduated from your madrassa, on to organized "jihad"...but also those Muslims among you who are tolerant of or apologetic for so-called jihadists. Get this:

You are cowards. Every last cock-sucking one of you. Jihad = crying-assed, fudge-packing, pansified chicken-shits.

I haven't posted flush-o-gram on a daily basis, because all my recent flushes have been catching up what I've owed to you. Also, henceforward, any day without a defined and described flush, you may assume the default flush is to you.

Also, get this: Regardless of the fact that the sheeple of my country fucked up and elected your messiah as President, do not think that I will stand down or cower in your presence. You walk your carcass up in my yard, and you can forget about your lower-deity, Allah, coming to rescue your little candy-ass. For that matter, you can forget about any virgins awaiting your arrival in heaven. You and I meet up, whether it's here or in some afterlife, and I am unloading the holiest can of whup-ass on you that your faggoty allah has ever even heard of.

And claiming your would-be virgins.

And don't forget, you can't even get "sloppy-seconds" in Hell.

Yours most unmercifully,

Rusty Straightrazor

Keith Olbermann: Ivy Leaguer...ha!

Keith Olbermann gets reamed by Ann Coulter. By now, many of you have already read this, where the fabulous Ms. Coulter takes Keith out behind the proverbial woodshed. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what a good flush-o-gram is all about. I first read this a couple days ago, and didn't have time for posting.

Olbermann likes to assume a holier than thou aura. Text below excerpted from Ms. Coulter's site, which if you haven't been visiting, the real question is: why not? Go read the whole thing...do it now.

Except Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.

Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1 applicants).

Olbermann's incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man."

Touche, Undermann! Couldn't have said it better. Except that I'm ditto-ing Ann with a flush-o-gram, straight to you.

Where "Bossy" = shallow

Wanna know what has awaken Rusty from his peaceful slumber? It's a blogger that he thought he actually liked.

Goes to show that it ain't always the first impression.

Today, we're going to issue a flush-o-gram to Bossy. Rusty thought Bossy was funny, 'cause she keeps it real, real silly. And Rusty has an appreciation for silly (don't ask). But if you already have a real husband (who is not Rusty) and you publicly show your adoration for a pretend-husband (who is a dingbat named John Cusak, pictured with an upside-down moustache), and you reference crap like the huffington post (as if there's ever anything but ultra left wing horse hockey to be found there), and your commenters turn out to be a bunch of left-wing loonies...Uh...sorry, but I try to associate with folks who have more going for them.

You can keep your real husband, I won't come knocking. But, please don't breed with your pretend-husband, as I'd hate for another generation of his kind.

It chaps my hide whenever I hear celebrities whoring their celebrity for the liberal, peace-monger, hug-a-tree-&-hate-America movements, but you...I thought you were different.