This is what you get if you combine the DNA from a slug trail and the exhumed remains of Hitler in some kind of cloning "what if?" experiment-gone-awry.
Wouldn't it be fun to drape this guy over a bed of fire ants, drive tent stakes through his hands and feet, record time-lapsed photography of the ensuing carnage, and market the film as the latest in the Scared Straight series?
Yeah, well, it may be fun. But, what if those same fire ants passed on genetic material to next-generation fire ants, who took on some of the charteristics of Michael Moore? Hard to imagine something more sinister than fire ants, until you consider how life would be to have thousands of little Michael Moores infesting your backyard.
This is maybe the number one America Hater out there.
And he gets today's Flush-O-Gram.
I'm kind of partial to a hospital stay in Cuba where many, many dirty needles are used on him, regularly. Of course, the needles would have to disposed of in a crematoria
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