Sucking sucks!

1st installment, woo-hoo!

• The inaugural daily flush-o-gram goes out to Shuhshevski.

• Here, he is seen simultaneously hiding his face and suppressing a smile, because his players (notably Kyle Singler and Gerald Henderson) are thugs, which is embarrassing on one level, but but also very much in line with what he teaches to his players.

• Everyone saw Singler elbow Tyler Hansbrough, and deservedly get a technical foul for it. He should have gotten the thumb. Singler was quoted today as saying, "I was trying to dislodge the ball." Uh, no asshole...the ball was nowhere near your cheap-shot elbow or your hands.

• On the other hand, not everyone caught Henderson's maneuver. At 34.9 seconds remaining in the game (see if you recognize the trend with Henderson and late-game situations where his team is getting thumped), standing next to Hansbrough on the right side of the lane during a Duke free-throw miss, Henderson hooks his right arm under Hansbrough's left elbow and punches him in the chest, slamming Tyler to the court.

• To the naysayers who would suggest that a puss-boy like Henderson could not throw Hansbrough on his ass, I'd tend to concur...if they're both wrestling. But one of them was playing basketball, while the other was committing assault. It's much easier that way.

• I could be wrong about the smile in the picture. This could be where he's thinking ahead to that post-game shower he'll be enjoying with Scheyer and Paulus.

Shuhshevski, this FOG is for you and your punk-ass program. It's a squishy one, with some popcorn husks (from the extra buttery Orville Redenbacker I had while savoring your 4th straight home beat-down from this senior class). Enjoy it, Ratface!